"Breathtaking" and "genius" are only a few of the words that come to mind when I look at McCall's 3057:
Your eyes do not deceive you! This is an embroidery transfer for GIANT THINGS! Giant chains! Giant eyes! A giant guitar! A giant zipper! Giant buttons! Even (and I don't know why this is the one that strikes me as odd) a giant ping pong game!
If the dresses above aren't mind-blowingly fantastic enough, check out McCall's other suggested uses for their giant things:
Giant chains on your jeans! A giant zipper on your bedspread! An eye curtain! The mind reels.
The pattern is for sale at Your Pattern Shop and I'm using all my will to resist buying it. As much as I'd love to own it and laugh at it, hauling it out to bore non-sewing friends with it, I know myself well enough to know that, despite my great plans, I'd probably never actually use it.
That's where you come in, dear readers! Think of the mind-numbing havoc you can wreak with this little baby. Embroider chains around a cocktail dress! Raise the stakes on the exposed zipper trend by stitching one huge zipper over an actual one! Put ping pong paddles on your aprons! Confuse the neighbors with a peeping Tom doormat! But whatever you do, please please please...send in a photo of the results. The world needs more giant embroidered guitars.