Winner for Best. Etsy. Title. Ever. goes to bgitr and her listing for Simplicity 3996:
She called it "I'm happy because I have space aliens on my dress and a teeny waist."
My hat is off to you. A more perfect caption does not exist!
I stumbled upon this wonderfulness while procrastinating taking a well-deserved break from work and, after laughing out loud, perused the rest of her shop Re-Mod: Vintage Inspired. There are some amazing patterns at great prices! I'm exercising self-restraint after a recent pattern-buying spree (details coming soon), but you don't have to. Check out some of these lovelies!
Here's Butterick 7894, "Dangerous Curves Ahead," in a B42. I love the asymmetric details. And only $10.99?!
And how about Simplicity 3009? Only $5!
Or the stripety marvel that is Advance 4906? Imagine the hours of stripe-matching madness! The sense of victory would be worth it, though:
There's even a pattern that was missing pieces, so she went ahead and drafted them for you!
I should note that I have no affiliation with this shop and have never communicated with the owner -- I just loved the title and her items. Those of you who've never looked for vintage patterns on etsy, do check it out -- there are many wonderful sellers there and many hours to be lost.