At first I thought the woman in McCall 7804 here was holding a golf club, and thought it was unfortunate that sexism had landed these golfing ladies in the weeds. But take a closer look -- that's no golf club. It's a roasting fork with a wienie speared on the end!
But where's the evidence of the wienie roast itself? Where are the picnic baskets, the laughing kiddies, the ants, the pickle relish? Why is Yellow Sweater holding the wienie so close to the ground? That's very unhygienic!
The wienie, I'm quite convinced, is evidence of a heinous crime. Look at the suspicious poses of all three women. As Yellow Sweater disposes of the offending wienie, Green Slacks and Red Sweater serve as lookouts. As soon as it's buried, they're all jumping in a car and driving off to Mexico. Really, this illustration could double as a Dashiell Hammett novel cover or a film noir poster.
The real question is: what's the crime? What's the motive? I'm wondering if these three found their husbands engaged in a late night memo meeting...