Check out this vintage 1970s Emilio Pucci pattern that Wendy of Patternstash has in her etsy shop: (I know! EMILIO PUCCI!)
Sigh...it's in a B36. If it were a B34, I'd buy it in a heartbeat. (I know, I know, I could grade it down...but given that I've got plenty of B34 patterns waiting for their moment on the sewing table, I've got to attempt some self control).
Of course, I'd have to make it in an outrageous Pucci print. Maybe the same fabric used on this chair:
Of course, then I'd have to move to a fabulous Italian city. Rome? Florence? And I'd need that chair in my living room. Actually, I'd need a whole swinging space age pad.
Who am I kidding? A dress like this demands even more. I'd have to become a character in Mario Bava's 5 Dolls for an August Moon. I'd spend a decadent weekend at a remote, hip beach house with three fabulously wealthy couples. We'd do nothing but smoke, drink, steal each other's lovers and kill each other off.
See? Tell me Edwige Fenech isn't wearing a Pucci scarf when she discovers something horrific on the beach right there...