I love how the women in Butterick 5564 appear to be mocking, well, ME:
YELLOW: She's looking at ME. This color is fabulous.
GRAY: No. She's entranced by my contrast collar and cuffs. (stifled laugh) Look at her.
YELLOW: I know! What is that thing she's wearing? I believe that's a knit...pants and shirt?
GRAY: She needs a girdle. And a longline bra. Let's not even get into the fact that she's not wearing makeup and that her hair, it's...
YELLOW: Pulled back in a ponytail.
GRAY: She's still staring.
YELLOW: She's actually contemplating our dresses. As if the fact that the pattern is in her bust size means she could pull it off!
GRAY: Ha! A gathered hip yoke. Dream on, sister!