Wowza! Look at this recent addition to the Vintage Pattern Wiki, McCall's 2255:
You know what this needs, don't you? Wait for it...
Yes! It needs GIANT EYES and a GIANT ZIPPER! It must be paired with that other 1970s pattern of legend, McCall's 3057! (Readers, accept now that I'm going to refer back to 3057 constantly -- it's one of those things that will always make me laugh, much like BIRDEMIC and C.W. McCall's "Convoy.")
If you want to see the back of the fabulous giant scarf pattern, check out Patternaholic's post about it! But please, if you make one of these, no riding in convertibles -- I don't want any of you meeting Isadora Duncan's tragic demise.