Today's costume countdown: questionable children's costume patterns!
Right. Creating shell-shaped breast pieces for a prepubescent girl? Nah, that wouldn't make parent OR child uncomfortable.
MOM AT DOOR: Look at all you kids! Jenny, you're such a cute little elf. I'd better hide the cheese from that mouse --
MOUSE: Squeak! Squeak!
MOM AT DOOR: And the pirate and Indian, you're both so scary! And Timmy...well, uh...
TIMMY: I'M THE SPIRIT OF AUTUMN!
MOM AT DOOR: You're the what? I'm sorry, I don't think there is a spirit of --
TIMMY: I'M THE SPIRIT OF AUTUMN! I HAVE LEAVES ALL OVER MY JUMPSUIT!
PIRATE: Let me put the jack o' lantern over his head. That helps a little.
MOM AT DOOR: Yes, actually it -- wait a minute. Timmy, where's your treat bag? Are those dried leaves in your hands?
TIMMY: I'M THE SPIRIT OF AUTUMN!! MOM SAYS AUTUMN IS WHEN ALL GOOD THINGS DIE AND THAT IF I WANT CANDY I CAN GO STAY WITH MY DAD AND HIS TARTED-UP HARLOT!
MOM AT DOOR: ...
TIMMY: I'M THE SPIRIT OF AUTUMN!!!